black magic is not an exact science

Also, I delivered a cd to Fat Mike’s house today. Life is weird sometimes.

Actually you know what? I feel sorry for you. I wanted a partner and you don’t have the communication skills or balls to be that. Good luck in the future.

@berlyndinosaur sent me the best care package ever. I love you, thank you so much. ❤️

@berlyndinosaur sent me the best care package ever. I love you, thank you so much. ❤️

I just broke things off with a guy I was seeing and I feel like shit because he’s very upset and I’m the biggest asshole in the world and I feel like things are never going to get better because I’m still in love with someone who has left without telling me why. Someone please be my friend. I’ve never been this low or lonely in my entire life. All I want is to be okay.

I just died in your arms tonight 🐶 #dogcrush #ilovemyweiner #suchababe

I just died in your arms tonight 🐶 #dogcrush #ilovemyweiner #suchababe

I don’t have any friends left and I’m really scared and sad and my whole life has fallen apart and I just want to be okay again.

I love today #dong #satan #beyonce #666 (at Fat Wreck Chords)

I love today #dong #satan #beyonce #666 (at Fat Wreck Chords)

#whyamisingle?

Sad that no one was around to hear the huge fart I just ripped