black magic is not an exact science

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

conversantaparade:

oh my gosh you guys

today in art 120, my intro to design class

our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us

and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing

and about a minute in I look around

and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively

and I’ve drawn

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE

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HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

holy shit my entire life is a joke.

Proud of my first attempt at embroidery.

Proud of my first attempt at embroidery.

A reality tv show starring me titled “True Life: I’m living a cosmic mindfuck”.

diabetic-homeless-hookers-18:

bucketofboners:

Girls, wearing dresses made of cheese, posing in front of cars.

what

I can’t say anything to anyone for the risk of being put in therapy/rehab. I’m not an alcoholic or at risk. I just want him to stop lying. He’s just as screwed up as I am about this but won’t admit it to anyone. I feel hopeless.

cafai:

Drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that’s too dark, and never settle for a life you don’t want.